The Muscle Mechanic

The Muscle Mechanic

operational
5.0(123 reviews)
Massage

About

Address

627 Cherokee St, New Orleans, LA 70118, USA

Contact

operational

Accessibility

Wheelchair accessible entrance
Wheelchair accessible parking

Opening Hours

  • Monday:9:00 AM – 7:00 PM
  • Tuesday:9:00 AM – 7:00 PM
  • Wednesday:9:00 AM – 7:00 PM
  • Thursday:9:00 AM – 7:00 PM
  • Friday:9:00 AM – 7:00 PM
  • Saturday:9:00 AM – 7:00 PM
  • Sunday:9:00 AM – 7:00 PM

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The Muscle Mechanic massage spa New Orleans

Reviews

Emily Garrity

Emily Garrity

2 months ago

Ted is incredible! After being hit by a car years ago, I’ve been dealing with chronic pain off and on, but this past month was especially brutal—constant pain in my lower back, hip, and glutes on my right side that had me in tears some days. I tried everything: chiropractor multiple times a week, massage, meds (both over-the-counter and prescription), stretching routines, and nothing worked. Then I found Ted online and my first visit with him was a total game-changer. His approach is so much more than massage—it’s stretching, active release therapy, and other techniques that address the root. Honestly, I felt like he was exorcising a demon from my body. Ted is super skilled, compassionate, and knows exactly what your body needs. After just one session, I felt relief I hadn’t had in nearly a month. Ted is a miracle worker and will absolutely be part of my self-care routine moving forward. If you’re dealing with pain, stiffness, or injuries, go see Ted. He’s the real deal!

Tom Adams

Tom Adams

a month ago

What a great massage! Very much oriented to finding and relieving trouble spots that I didn't know I had which helped with some pain issues I've experienced for a long time. Ted was great. Informative and caring. Highly recommend

Sabyne Bonnecarrere

Sabyne Bonnecarrere

4 months ago

I would go to Ted weekly if I could! Found him through Google, so reviewing and recommending someone truly works. Muscle mechanic describes him pretty well..much better than ‘massage therapist’ ever could! His combination of treatments with stretching, active release therapy, reflexology, acupressure are therapies I’ve never experienced before. I’ve been to at least 10 LMT’s. He truly has found his calling. He’s a humble expert…compassionate yet firm and directive. Anyone at all would benefit from his care and expertise. But, if you’re struggling with ‘stuck’ stuff😊.. stiffness..mobility issues and injuries he’s the one you need. He has a sincere/authentic desire to help and teach. The Muscle Mechanic is a great descriptor..but body & soul mechanic might take the cake! 👍🏼so very happy I found ya Ted… a bit of a miracle worker if you ask me! Thank you 🙏🏼Thank you!

Viorica-Ioana Weldon

Viorica-Ioana Weldon

a month ago

Chronic pain in my upper back to the point I had numbness along the medial nerve path and bad pain in my upper back by the traps and SCM. I literally could not write. Ted educated me about soft tissue injuries and worked on me to help decrease the pain. I’m hopeful I can get a handle on my quality of life/productivity. Highly recommended!

Prachi Vij

Prachi Vij

3 weeks ago

I suffer from chronic back, shoulder and neck pain. Ted was very knowledgeable and knew exactly what I needed to alleviate pain, even from areas I didn’t know were sore! Will definitely be back!